BJ Colangelo was at the airport when she overheard an ever-so-interesting conversation between two women with one common goal: to catch their cheating husbands in the act once and for all. Luckily for the internet, the filmmaker live-tweeted the entire interaction, and boy, is their back-and-fourth crazy.
According to Colangelo, the two ladies in question met up at the airport so they could fly across the country together and confront their cheating husbands [1], who are apparently sleeping with each other. And while our hearts totally break for anyone who's been cheated on, this Twitter thread [2] is a perfect mix of entertainment and girl power. If you ask us, the tweets speak for themselves — read the whole thread below.
There are two women next to me at the airport bar who are flying cross-country to ambush their husbands they think are sleeping together.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [4]
The women have never met until this moment. "Hopefully I'll gain a sister in you if I lose my husband."
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [5]
One of the women has an extreme couponer's amount of gum in her purse. "You can't yell at someone with bad breath. My dad taught me that."
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [6]
I am going to live-tweet the fuck out of my eavesdropping.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [7]
"Why can't they be honest? There's no need for cockamamie stories and secrets. I don't care if there gay. I care they lie." 😢
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [8]
They've ordered shots. Based on their faces, one woman is a seasoned pro. The other has never had a shot in her entire life.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [9]
Oh my god this is my new favorite sitcom pilot.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [10]
I've never seen a 50+ year old white lady snap gum with this much vigor. Shot lady: "My daughter's boyfriend thought my husband was gay."
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [11]
"I thought he was an asshole. I guess he's just clairvoyant."
She ordered another round.— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [12]
One of the women has a grandson. They're sharing pics of their kids' Halloween costumes. Shot lady: "Our husbands should be Bert and Ernie."
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [13]
Gum lady is laughing but also crying. Shot lady is my fucking hero. She's patting her on the back and humming to the Sammy Hagar playing.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [14]
Shot Lady: "There's a Netflix show about this." SHE SAID IT! SHE FUCKING SAID IT. GUM LADY HAS NEVER SEEN IT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [15]
"Jane Fonda is on it." "Oh, I don't like her." ... "Have you seen this video of a baby hippo?"
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [16]
They're currently laughing at cute animal videos. This is so pure except I know gum lady is gonna cry at any moment.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [17]
Update: They're heading to Chicago. Uh, ladies. That's not cross country. That's a 45 min flight. Whatever.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [18]
Shot lady wants to go to the terminal. Gum lady wants to finish her wine. I want them to stay with me forever.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [19]
Shot Lady: "Why are they playing soccer on TV? Did they forget we only care about racist baseball & bad football?" OFFICIAL. SPIRIT. ANIMAL.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [20]
Gum lady is breathing really heavy. "I'm so glad you still have a sense of humor. I'm struggling to hang on to mine."
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [21]
Shot Lady: "Our husbands are fucking, or we're both insane. Either way, were going to be okay. I promise." ADOPT ME SHOT LADY.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [22]
They're cashing out. Gum lady is laughing. Shot lady is holding her hand. I'M GOING TO CRY.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [23]
Gum Lady: "At least my husband's boyfriend has good taste in women." Shot Lady: "Yea. You're pretty okay too." THIS IS 100% GRACE & FRANKIE.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [24]
Shot Lady: "We can do this." Gum Lady: "You're right. We can." Shot lady pounded something dark. They have left me.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [25]
If your names are Jeffrey and and Richard and you're on a "business trip" in Chicago...your wives are coming for you. And they've bonded.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017 [26]