Wives in an Airport Plan to Confront Cheating Husbands
Woman's Recount of 2 Wives Plotting Against Their Cheating Husbands Is Full of Inspiring Girl Power
BJ Colangelo was at the airport when she overheard an ever-so-interesting conversation between two women with one common goal: to catch their cheating husbands in the act once and for all. Luckily for the internet, the filmmaker live-tweeted the entire interaction, and boy, is their back-and-fourth crazy.
According to Colangelo, the two ladies in question met up at the airport so they could fly across the country together and confront their cheating husbands, who are apparently sleeping with each other. And while our hearts totally break for anyone who's been cheated on, this Twitter thread is a perfect mix of entertainment and girl power. If you ask us, the tweets speak for themselves — read the whole thread below.
There are two women next to me at the airport bar who are flying cross-country to ambush their husbands they think are sleeping together.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
The women have never met until this moment. "Hopefully I'll gain a sister in you if I lose my husband."
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
One of the women has an extreme couponer's amount of gum in her purse. "You can't yell at someone with bad breath. My dad taught me that."
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
I am going to live-tweet the fuck out of my eavesdropping.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
"Why can't they be honest? There's no need for cockamamie stories and secrets. I don't care if there gay. I care they lie." 😢
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
They've ordered shots. Based on their faces, one woman is a seasoned pro. The other has never had a shot in her entire life.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Oh my god this is my new favorite sitcom pilot.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
I've never seen a 50+ year old white lady snap gum with this much vigor. Shot lady: "My daughter's boyfriend thought my husband was gay."
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
"I thought he was an asshole. I guess he's just clairvoyant."
She ordered another round.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
One of the women has a grandson. They're sharing pics of their kids' Halloween costumes. Shot lady: "Our husbands should be Bert and Ernie."
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Gum lady is laughing but also crying. Shot lady is my fucking hero. She's patting her on the back and humming to the Sammy Hagar playing.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot Lady: "There's a Netflix show about this." SHE SAID IT! SHE FUCKING SAID IT. GUM LADY HAS NEVER SEEN IT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
"Jane Fonda is on it." "Oh, I don't like her." ... "Have you seen this video of a baby hippo?"
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
They're currently laughing at cute animal videos. This is so pure except I know gum lady is gonna cry at any moment.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Update: They're heading to Chicago. Uh, ladies. That's not cross country. That's a 45 min flight. Whatever.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot lady wants to go to the terminal. Gum lady wants to finish her wine. I want them to stay with me forever.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot Lady: "Why are they playing soccer on TV? Did they forget we only care about racist baseball & bad football?" OFFICIAL. SPIRIT. ANIMAL.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Gum lady is breathing really heavy. "I'm so glad you still have a sense of humor. I'm struggling to hang on to mine."
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot Lady: "Our husbands are fucking, or we're both insane. Either way, were going to be okay. I promise." ADOPT ME SHOT LADY.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
They're cashing out. Gum lady is laughing. Shot lady is holding her hand. I'M GOING TO CRY.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Gum Lady: "At least my husband's boyfriend has good taste in women." Shot Lady: "Yea. You're pretty okay too." THIS IS 100% GRACE & FRANKIE.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot Lady: "We can do this." Gum Lady: "You're right. We can." Shot lady pounded something dark. They have left me.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
If your names are Jeffrey and and Richard and you're on a "business trip" in Chicago...your wives are coming for you. And they've bonded.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
