Bryan Albrandt, a father and the comedian behind the Facebook page Dad and Bloated [1], recently shared a hilarious video illustrating how hilariously absurd toddlers can be [2]. The clip, titled "You might be a toddler if...," features Bryan engaging in all of the antics we've come to accept as normal little-kid behavior.
"Toddlers are the weirdest people on earth," he captioned the video, which shows him wearing a propeller hat and an adult-size Deadpool outfit.
From hiding in odd places when they have to poop [4] to refusing to comply while getting in their car seats [5], Bryan sums up what it's like to be between the ages of 2 and 4 perfectly. But our favorite part? When he full-on licks a window. "If you lick any surface you come in contact with without hesitation . . . you might be a toddler," he says. And don't even get us started on the PJ Masks cup! Watch the spoof until the end for a much-needed laugh.