Bryan Albrandt, a father and the comedian behind the Facebook page Dad and Bloated, recently shared a hilarious video illustrating how hilariously absurd toddlers can be. The clip, titled "You might be a toddler if...," features Bryan engaging in all of the antics we've come to accept as normal little-kid behavior.
"Toddlers are the weirdest people on earth," he captioned the video, which shows him wearing a propeller hat and an adult-size Deadpool outfit.
From hiding in odd places when they have to poop to refusing to comply while getting in their car seats, Bryan sums up what it's like to be between the ages of 2 and 4 perfectly. But our favorite part? When he full-on licks a window. "If you lick any surface you come in contact with without hesitation . . . you might be a toddler," he says. And don't even get us started on the PJ Masks cup! Watch the spoof until the end for a much-needed laugh.