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Dwyane Wade celebrated his 39th birthday with a sweet new ride [2], a beachside bonfire [3], and a sunny round of golf with friends [4] . . . oh, and getting subtly roasted by his kids, too. On Monday, the retired basketball star shared an NSFW Instagram photo with wife Gabrielle Union, captioned, "Birthday behavior . . . 39 is already looking up 👀." In the snap, Dwyane is shirtless (and yep, pantsless!) while Gabrielle is smiling from ear to ear in a white robe, looking like an absolute goddess, per usual. Seriously, could these two possibly be any more attractive [5]? We think not.
Shortly after Dwyane shared the photo with his 17.2 million Instagram followers, three of his kiddos [7] — Zaire, Zaya, and even baby Kaavia [8] — couldn't help but chime in with their own horrified reactions to the revealing post. Eighteen-year-old Zaire commented, "This isn't what i wanted to wake up to," adding a green-faced emoji on the verge of vomiting. Meanwhile, 13-year-old Zaya [9] wrote, "Ayooooo chill, I just got on😵😵😵😔😪." And even 2-year-old Kaavia's official Instagram got in on the action by throwing some of her usual shade [10]. "Thought I had more time before his midlife crisis," her account commented. Boy oh boy, do we love this fam [11]. Happy belated birthday, D Wade!