Dwyane Wade's Kids (Even Baby Kaavia!) Couldn't Help but Roast His NSFW Birthday Photo

Dwyane Wade celebrated his 39th birthday with a sweet new ride, a beachside bonfire, and a sunny round of golf with friends . . . oh, and getting subtly roasted by his kids, too. On Monday, the retired basketball star shared an NSFW Instagram photo with wife Gabrielle Union, captioned, "Birthday behavior . . . 39 is already looking up 👀." In the snap, Dwyane is shirtless (and yep, pantsless!) while Gabrielle is smiling from ear to ear in a white robe, looking like an absolute goddess, per usual. Seriously, could these two possibly be any more attractive? We think not.

Shortly after Dwyane shared the photo with his 17.2 million Instagram followers, three of his kiddos — Zaire, Zaya, and even baby Kaavia — couldn't help but chime in with their own horrified reactions to the revealing post. Eighteen-year-old Zaire commented, "This isn't what i wanted to wake up to," adding a green-faced emoji on the verge of vomiting. Meanwhile, 13-year-old Zaya wrote, "Ayooooo chill, I just got on😵😵😵😔😪." And even 2-year-old Kaavia's official Instagram got in on the action by throwing some of her usual shade. "Thought I had more time before his midlife crisis," her account commented. Boy oh boy, do we love this fam. Happy belated birthday, D Wade!