Sitting down together as a family for dinner is one of the most beneficial things you can do. Besides being a great opportunity to bond over a good meal, it's also proven to improve kids' performances in school. But doing something good doesn't mean it's going to be easy. Children, spouses, demanding jobs, smartphones, and Pinterest-inspired dishes can all make for a hectic meal. While we wouldn't trade the experience for anything in the world, sometimes it gets irritating as hell. Keep reading for 17 things that usually always happen when you try and sit down for family dinners.
Apparently the kid who eats dirt on the playground suddenly knows the "proper" way to make mac and cheese.
That no-phone policy is a great idea, assuming it actually gets followed.
Your 40-pound child has just decided to eat their weight in pasta. Don't worry, though, the vegetables will remain untouched.
It doesn't matter if you're literally plating their dinner — when hanger sets in, it'll be all you can do to keep them away from the snack drawer.
Think you're ready to eat? Wrong. You're going to get up a dozen times getting things for your family, who have apparently forgotten how to walk.
Oh, this delicious, hot soup I just spent hours preparing? I'll just pretend its gazpacho.
Maybe they're pretending because they don't like the dinner, but there's always one person who suddenly remembers they had a big lunch and don't want to eat. They have room for dessert, though.
Chores help build character and responsibility. They also teach you that sometimes it's just easier if you do it yourself.
When they really like the meal, you worry whether or not they're going to chew their hands off as they rip the food to shreds.
The bigger the family, the louder everyone gets. There's no more silence, only noise.
To the recently potty-trained toddler who remembers that they need to go pee as you're about to take your first bite, where was your bladder two minutes ago?
Just because you remember doing it when you were a kid doesn't mean you're going to let your own children get away with it.
If those brussels sprouts magically disappear faster than you were expecting, look under the table.
Getting dirty is all part of the joy of being a kid, but not in the dining room, and certainly not over your new rug.
Remember the days of looking longingly into your partner's eyes and talking about your hopes and dreams over dinner? Yeah, I don't either. It's been too long.
Even a one-pan dish can result in a lot of dishes. HOW?
Through it all, sitting down with your family still manages to be the highlight of your long day. Cheers to that!