Have you ever eaten bread out of a shoe? No? How about a clock, or off of a clothesline? These are just a few of the ridiculous ways that Twitter users all over the world have been served food at restaurants, and one account is taking a stand. WeWantPlates [1] uses absurd photos of restaurant "plating" to, unsurprisingly, demand the return of regular old dishes — and we agree. Check out these 12 zany serving styles, and then go hug your favorite plate.

A Log

Licking crumbs off of this splintery wood will really make you feel one with nature.

A Weird, Ladder-Like Contraption

Because putting bowls on the table is just too crazy.

A Shovel

"I found peas in the garden! And sausages! Is that an egg?"

A Ping-Pong Paddle

I'm sorry, "table tennis" paddle. My mistake.

A Clock

It's about time . . . to eat your breakfast!

A Bike Basket

When you order your food to-go, they take it very seriously.

A Bookshelf(?)

You know what will really elevate this tea party spread? A bookshelf.

A Gardening Spade

To be fair, there is a plate under there.

A Slipper

Whoever suggested this serving option really put their foot in their mouth.

A Mini Clothesline

On second thought, hanging the chips out to dry wasn't a great idea.

A Butcher's Knife

Because that's safe!

A Picnic Table

After you eat your meal, your Barbies can play at the park.