We Want Plates Twitter Account

1 A Log

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Licking crumbs off of this splintery wood will really make you feel one with nature.

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2 A Weird, Ladder-Like Contraption

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Because putting bowls on the table is just too crazy.

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3 A Shovel

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"I found peas in the garden! And sausages! Is that an egg?"

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4 A Ping-Pong Paddle

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I'm sorry, "table tennis" paddle. My mistake.

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5 A Clock

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It's about time . . . to eat your breakfast!

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6 A Bike Basket

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When you order your food to-go, they take it very seriously.

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7 A Bookshelf(?)

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You know what will really elevate this tea party spread? A bookshelf.

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8 A Gardening Spade

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To be fair, there is a plate under there.

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9 A Slipper

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Whoever suggested this serving option really put their foot in their mouth.

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10 A Mini Clothesline

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On second thought, hanging the chips out to dry wasn't a great idea.

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11 A Butcher's Knife

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Because that's safe!

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12 A Picnic Table

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After you eat your meal, your Barbies can play at the park.

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