Pardon Me While I Dive Into This Giant Fuzzy Bean Bag From Amazon and Never Get Up

I'm officially adding myself to the list of mammals that hibernate during the Winter, right alongside bears, bats, and groundhogs. As a proud advocate of essentially sleeping through the chilly season, I notoriously dodge plans like bullets in favor of hunkering down at home. If you're also a fan of burrowing away all weekend to avoid the freezing temperatures, I must enlighten you to the cozy monstrosity that is this ginormous fuzzy bean bag from Amazon.

Sold by an oh-so-eloquently named brand called Comfy Sacks for $365, the 6-foot lounger is made for snuggly naps and is capable of fitting two large adults (although honestly, I'd prefer to sprawl out solo). The cloud-like seat is filled with memory foam and covered in a soft fluffy material that'd definitely make Agnes from Despicable Me lose her cool. According to a handful of Amazon customer reviews, you must first kneed away at the compacted memory foam bits for them to loosen up before taking a load off, but once you do, it's quite the comfortable cocoon.

Ahead, shop the furry bean bag you never knew you needed, and get ready to catch the coziest z's of your life.