We all know that Amazon is filled with incredible home decor, but above all, their comedic doormats deserve a shoutout. Not only are they funny, but they set the tone for a hilarious welcome. From pop culture references like "Ew, David" from Schitt's Creek to demands like "Come back with tacos (and margaritas)," these stepping pads will have your friends LOLing when they come over. So long gone are the days of boring doormats only used to wipe feet, because these outdoor rugs change the game for the better. Pick up a mat that keeps it real, like the "Gather and leave by 9" doormat, or go for a comedic "As featured on MTV Cribs" style. There's no end to the hilarious options we found on Amazon. Shop 37 of the funniest doormats on Amazon ahead — we promise you'll get a good chuckle.
Perfect for Halloween — or to have out year-round, let's be honest — the I Just Took a DNA Test . . . Turns Out I'm 100% That Witch Doormat ($40) has us singing "Good as Hell" by Lizzo as soon as we read it.
The Hope You Brought White Claws Doormat ($25) represents 2019 in a nutshell.
I can hear Joey's voice perfectly while reading the Friends-themed How You Doin' Doormat ($29).
Watch out! The Nice Underwear Doormat ($29) may be seeing more than you'd like.
There's nothing more classic to Schitt's Creek fans than the "Ew, David" catchphrase, and the Ew, David Doormat ($17) brings it to life.
I mean . . . is the Probably Watching The Office Doormat ($31) wrong?
Channel your inner Regina George from Mean Girls with the You're Like, Really Pretty Doormat ($18).
Sometimes, it's easier to say it like it is, and the Welcome to the Sh*tshow Doormat ($20) does just that.
The Hello (Is It Me You're Looking For?) Doormat ($25) already has us singing "Hello" by Lionel Richie.
If you're a Game of Thrones fan, the Bend the Knee Doormat ($25) will resonate with you.
Let's be honest, we're all thinking what this If You Forgot the Wine Go Home Doormat ($31) is saying.
If you can't be bothered, this The Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat ($13) puts it all on your neighbor.
Make guests feel useful with this Come Back With Tacos (and Margaritas) Doormat ($25).
The Be Our Guest but Not For Too Long . . . Then It Gets Weird Doormat ($35) tells guests not to overstay their welcome, so you don't have to.
If you're a total homebody, the Come Back With a Warrant Doormat ($24) is for you.
Prepare guests to enter your awesome abode with the As Featured on MTV Cribs Doormat ($31).
Let the sheep on the Welcome to Maaa House Doormat ($34) do the greeting for you.
Hold the door! The Hold the Door Doormat ($35) references Game of Thrones wonderfully.
Set your expectations with the Hope You Brought Pizza Doormat ($35).
We've all felt what the Gather and Leave by 9 Doormat ($35) is saying.
Plant parents will enjoy the Aloe There Doormat ($25).
Wine for you and a treat for your pup, the We Hope You Brought Wine and Dog Treats Doormat ($30) makes sure to cover both.
If you feel guests only visit when your house is at its worst, the The House Was Clean Last Week (Sorry You Missed It) Doormat ($24) is for you.
The Oh No! Not You Again Doormat ($16) is only joking, of course!
Don't knock! The Push It Real Good — the Doorbell Doormat ($35) says to use the doorbell.
Do you prefer the Welcome I Hope You Brought Beer Doormat ($17) or the White Claws mat?
Want to be alone? The Go Away Doormat ($20) is a great place to start.
If your friends come over to chill, the Welcome! Just Don't Expect Much Doormat ($50) is a must-have.
If you can't be bothered, the Leave Doormat ($35) is a great solution.
We feel the Unless You Have Tacos, Tequila, Girl Scout Cookies, or My Amazon Package, Go Away Doormat ($23) on so many levels.
Prepare guests for your pet-friendly household with the Hope You Like Dog Hair Doormat ($30).
The If You're Pizza, Puppies, Amazon, or Joanna Gaines We're Home Doormat ($23) lists all of the best things.
Give your neighbors a laugh with the Like a Good Neighbor Stay Over There Doormat ($38).
The Cover Charge Tacos or Wine Doormat ($14) is genius.
Trick guests into thinking you've laid a trap with the Definitely Not a Trap Door Doormat ($32).
Create a secret password for visitors to guess with the What's the Password? Doormat ($35).