The Best White Elephant Holiday Gifts to Shop in 2019
44 White Elephant Gifts So Ridiculous, Your Friends Will Be Wiping Away Tears of Laughter
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If we're being perfectly honest, nobody actually needs any of these white elephant gifts. But we promise that your friends will be ecstatic when they get their hands on these presents. If you're looking to buy a gift with a little humor to it, look no further. You're about to win the wit award.
From a french-fry holder for the car to a crazy cat lady figurine, these are the surprises that will have everyone on the floor laughing during the next holiday party. Believe us, they are guaranteed hits. Check out all 44 brilliant products you'll actually be (weirdly) dying to own.
Accoutrements Set of Ten Finger Hands Finger Puppets
Everyone needs these Accoutrements Set of Ten Finger Hands Finger Puppets ($10) in their lives.
Goodie Two Sleeves Humor Cat Rides Llamacorn Adult T-Shirt
This Goodie Two Sleeves Humor Cat Rides Llamacorn Adult T-Shirt ($20) is a lot to take in.
Sloth Chia Pet
This Sloth Chia Pet ($25) will be a lovely addition to the countertop.
LED Showerhead
The recipient can use this LED Showerhead ($16, originally $20) to have a rave while they bathe.
Pop It Pal
Weird friends who love popping pimples will want this Pop It Pal ($20).
Desktop Punching Bag With Photo Insert
Rough day at the office? This Desktop Punching Bag With Photo Insert ($22) will come in handy.
Protocol "Laser Sticks" LED Chopsticks
Who wouldn't appreciate the laser-beam effect of these Protocol "Laser Sticks" LED Chopsticks ($14, originally $20)?!
Jar of Nothing
Bseen Foot Hammock
Potty Putter Toilet Time Golf Game
Funko Pop! Post Malone Figure
Go really random and bring this Funko Pop! Post Malone Figure ($12).
Happy Face Rubber Stress Ball
Vlogging Media Stand
This Vlogging Media Stand ($30) is perfect for your friends who won't stop adding to their Instagram Stories.
SpongeBob SquarePants Giggle Blaster
This SpongeBob SquarePants Giggle Blaster ($22) is weird, but we love it.
Felt T-Rex Christmas Ornament
Unicorn Head Squirrel Feeder by Archie McPhee
This Unicorn Head Squirrel Feeder by Archie McPhee ($17) also comes as a cat or horse.
MAAD "Fries on the Fly" Multi-Purpose Universal Car French Fry Holder
This MAAD "Fries on the Fly" Multi-Purpose Universal Car French Fry Holder ($13) might be the best invention ever.
Nostalgia Retro Series Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster
We would actually use this Nostalgia Retro Series Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster ($20).
Smoko Corgi Heated Slipper
It doesn't get much cozier than these Smoko Corgi Heated Slipper ($35).
These Cards Will Get You Drunk
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock & Crap Bag Funny Coffee Mugs
Couples will love to use these Princess Consuela Banana Hammock & Crap Bag Funny Coffee Mugs ($22).
You Again? Custom Doormat
From the dorm room to the new house, this You Again? Custom Doormat ($8) provides a bit of fun.
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
BigMouth Inc Toilet Mug
I Need More Wine Funny Glass
The I Need More Wine Funny Glass ($14) is perfect for your friend who appreciates a heavy pour.
Dad Bag
Comfort Cotton Wine Socks
You can get a beer version of these Comfort Cotton Wine Socks ($15) as well.
Neoprene Stemstrap Wine Glass Holder
The Neoprene Stemstrap Wine Glass Holder ($9) is hysterical and also useful.
Clean Dreams Kitchen Sponge Holder
Put your cleaning to rest in this Clean Dreams Kitchen Sponge Holder ($13).
Candy Gummy Sushi Bento Box
This Candy Gummy Sushi Bento Box ($7) combines sushi and candy to create a tasty treat.
Sudski Shower Beer Holder
We all know someone who would appreciate this Sudski Shower Beer Holder ($18).
Sugar-Free Candy Cotton Candy Maker
Make cotton candy in seconds with this Sugar-Free Candy Cotton Candy Maker ($25).
Fairly Odd Novelties Take Your Shots Into Battle Shipwreck Drinking Game
Battleship is a classic family board game. Consider this Fairly Odd Novelties Take Your Shots Into Battle Shipwreck Drinking Game ($15, originally $20) the adult version. It'll get a laugh and a lot of use this holiday season.
The Screaming Goat Book & Figure
This The Screaming Goat Book & Figure ($13) is ridiculous, which is what makes it so good.
Zmart If You Can Read This Socks
Cable Bite
Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats
The gift that keeps on giving, this Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats ($8) will make you laugh any day of the week.
BigMouth Inc Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
You can choose from several different versions of this BigMouth Inc Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass ($15).
atch Ya' Mouth Original Mouthpiece Game
Never be bored again with this atch Ya' Mouth Original Mouthpiece Game ($20).
2019 Dad Jokes Boxed Calendar: 365 Days of Punbelievable Jokes
Dad jokes should be told every day, right? With this 2019 Dad Jokes Boxed Calendar: 365 Days of Punbelievable Jokes ($40) the jokes never end.
Nostalgia TCS2 Grilled Cheese Sandwich Toaster
If you like it hot, this Nostalgia TCS2 Grilled Cheese Sandwich Toaster ($25) makes gooey grilled cheese in minutes.
LightBowl Toilet LED Nightlight
Never be scared of the dark again with this LightBowl Toilet LED Nightlight ($7).
Crafting with Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make With Your Cat
Cat hair never looked so good until now. This Crafting with Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make With Your Cat ($13) book is perfect for any cat-lover.
JFeng Bangle Bracelet Flask
Sneak alcohol into any situation with this JFeng Bangle Bracelet Flask ($18).
