Desperate Housewives might have ended four years ago, but when Eva Longoria [1] posted a wine-related meme of Gabrielle Solis [2] on her Instagram, all our treasured memories of incredible quotes spoken by the hilarious character came flashing back. Then, we realized that we use some of those phrases Eva made popular on the show on the regular. So, in honor of some of her best work — aside from all the Telenovela gems we've got recently [3], of course — we've compiled 15 Gabrielle quotes you are probably still using, too. Enjoy!
When You're Trying to Be Nice to Your Roommate After a Night of Drinking
When There's a Huge Line at Starbucks and It's Time to Declare War
When You Walk Away From a Group of Guys at a Bar
When Someone Says They Really Don't See Anything Wrong With Donald Trump's Comments
When Someone Calls You a Slob
When You Wait For Hours at Apple's Genius Bar and the Guy Helping You Says He Can't Save Your Laptop
When Someone Tries to Tell You Your Relationship With That Really Hot Guy Is Doomed
When It's Time to Tell Your BFF the Truth About SoulCycle
When Someone Compliments How You're Always on Time
When Someone Asks How Your Day Is Going
When Your Co-Worker Says Today Is the Worst Day Ever
When an Annoying Dude at the Bar Asks What You're Doing Later
When You're Caught Gossiping About a Friend
Immediately After You Get to Your Best Friend's House
When Someone Asks What You Did During the Long Weekend