Skip Nav

15 Gabrielle Solis Quotes Every Desperate Housewives Fan Is Still Using

Tattoos in Spanish

25 Tattoos in Spanish You'll Want to Show Off Para Siempre

Embracing Latinx Culture

I'm Finally Comfortable in My Brown Skin

Camila Mendes Wearing a Swimsuit

Camila Mendes's Sexiest Swimsuits Will Make You Go "Damn, Nena"

Sofia Vergara's Most Revealing Outfits

Sofia Vergara's Hottest Looks Through the Years

What It's Like to Be a Selena Quintanilla Tribute Artist

I Look and Sound Like Selena — and Use My Talents to Honor Her Legacy

Eva Longoria Desperate Housewives GIFs

15 Gabrielle Solis Quotes Every Desperate Housewives Fan Is Still Using

August 19, 2017 by Alessandra Foresto

View On One Page

ADVERTISEMENT ()

Start Slideshow

← Use Arrows Keys →

Desperate Housewives might have ended four years ago, but when Eva Longoria posted a wine-related meme of Gabrielle Solis on her Instagram, all our treasured memories of incredible quotes spoken by the hilarious character came flashing back. Then, we realized that we use some of those phrases Eva made popular on the show on the regular. So, in honor of some of her best work — aside from all the Telenovela gems we've got recently, of course — we've compiled 15 Gabrielle quotes you are probably still using, too. Enjoy!

When You're Trying to Be Nice to Your Roommate After a Night of Drinking

When There's a Huge Line at Starbucks and It's Time to Declare War

When You Walk Away From a Group of Guys at a Bar

When Someone Says They Really Don't See Anything Wrong With Donald Trump's Comments

When Someone Calls You a Slob

When You Wait For Hours at Apple's Genius Bar and the Guy Helping You Says He Can't Save Your Laptop

When Someone Tries to Tell You Your Relationship With That Really Hot Guy Is Doomed

When It's Time to Tell Your BFF the Truth About SoulCycle

When Someone Compliments How You're Always on Time

When Someone Asks How Your Day Is Going

When Your Co-Worker Says Today Is the Worst Day Ever

When an Annoying Dude at the Bar Asks What You're Doing Later

When You're Caught Gossiping About a Friend

Immediately After You Get to Your Best Friend's House

When Someone Asks What You Did During the Long Weekend

Start Slideshow

Join the conversation

Latina Entertainment Gifs Quotes Humor Desperate Housewives Eva Longoria TV

From Our Partners

Eva Longoria and Nina Dobrev Dog Days Interview

Celebrity Interviews

9 Things You'll Only Understand If You're Obsessed With Dogs, Starring Eva Longoria and Nina Dobrev

by Kristin Harris 8/09

Eva Longoria on Going Back to Work After Baby

Eva Longoria Ran Out of Her Movie Premiere to Pump, Because Working Moms, Duh

by Perri Konecky 8/08

Eva Longoria at Dog Days Premiere

Eva Longoria Looks Radiant as She Steps Out For the First Time Since Giving Birth

by Tori Crowther 8/06

Eva Longoria Thanks Nurses June 2018

New Mom Eva Longoria Delivers a Special Thank-You to Her "Angel" Nurses

by Brinton Parker 6/25

Santiago Enrique Bastón Cutest Pictures

Eva Longoria's Baby Boy Only Gets Cuter With Every New Picture

by Terry Carter 8/21

Eva Longoria on If Her Son Was Ever Taken From Her

Eva Longoria Uses Son's Birth Announcement to Support the Families Being Separated at the Border

by Alessia Santoro 6/26

Eva Longoria Gives Birth to First Child

Eva Longoria Is a Mom — and the Name of Her Newborn Is Adorable!

by Tori Crowther 6/23

Eva Longoria Dog Jinxy Dies

Eva Longoria's Dog Dies in Her Arms: "The Day I've Been Dreading Happened"

by Terry Carter 6/18

Eva Longoria Working Mom Instagram Before James Corden 2018

Mom-to-Be Eva Longoria Knows the Importance of a Quick On-the-Go Snooze

by Karenna Meredith 5/25

Victoria Beckham White Outfit at Eva Longoria Star Ceremony

Victoria Beckham Has Something Trailing Down Her Skirt — and It's No Stain, Spill, or Wrinkle

by Sarah Wasilak 5/29

Sexiest Latina Celebrities

Latina Celebrity

50 of the Sexiest Latinas in Hollywood

by Celia Fernandez 6/01

Eva Longoria and Jose Antonio Baston Pictures

Eva Longoria and Pepe Bastón Are the Definition of a "Happy Ending"

by Alessandra Foresto 5/22

From Our Partners

Latest Latina