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15 Gabrielle Solis Quotes Every Desperate Housewives Fan Is Still Using

August 19, 2017 by Alessandra Foresto

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Desperate Housewives might have ended four years ago, but when Eva Longoria posted a wine-related meme of Gabrielle Solis on her Instagram, all our treasured memories of incredible quotes spoken by the hilarious character came flashing back. Then, we realized that we use some of those phrases Eva made popular on the show on the regular. So, in honor of some of her best work — aside from all the Telenovela gems we've got recently, of course — we've compiled 15 Gabrielle quotes you are probably still using, too. Enjoy!

When You're Trying to Be Nice to Your Roommate After a Night of Drinking

When There's a Huge Line at Starbucks and It's Time to Declare War

When You Walk Away From a Group of Guys at a Bar

When Someone Says They Really Don't See Anything Wrong With Donald Trump's Comments

When Someone Calls You a Slob

When You Wait For Hours at Apple's Genius Bar and the Guy Helping You Says He Can't Save Your Laptop

When Someone Tries to Tell You Your Relationship With That Really Hot Guy Is Doomed

When It's Time to Tell Your BFF the Truth About SoulCycle

When Someone Compliments How You're Always on Time

When Someone Asks How Your Day Is Going

When Your Co-Worker Says Today Is the Worst Day Ever

When an Annoying Dude at the Bar Asks What You're Doing Later

When You're Caught Gossiping About a Friend

Immediately After You Get to Your Best Friend's House

When Someone Asks What You Did During the Long Weekend

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