Colton Haynes — actor, heartthrob, and . . . private investigator? It seems that Colton may have discovered a surprising hidden talent — he's an eavesdropper extraordinaire. This week, the Arrow actor was seated next to an unknown duo on a first date, and his insights on his Twitter account [1] into the awkward encounter were seriously hilarious. While we're sad to say that things didn't end well for the potential couple, we're glad Colton got a laugh out of it. Scroll through to see Colton's commentary on the romantic encounter and find out how the night ended for Colton and the duo.
I am sitting next to the a couple on their 1st date who met online and it's a conversation I have to live tweet about right now. Stay tuned
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [2]
He's currently explaining to her the amount of women he's hooked up with after the first date...it's a lot
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [3]
O god...he's still married
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [4]
She keeps tossing her hair...I honestly think she's into it. They r now discussing name pronunciation...I have to secretly film this
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [5]
She needs to speak up...now multiple ppl are trying to listen. I'm alone so I guess they have a one up on me but this needs to be documented
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [6]
HE JUST CALLED HER THE WRONG NAME!!! After 30 mins of their date, he called her Terry...her name is Tracey
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [7]
Awkward silence followed by a bathroom break on his part...I can't get a read on Tracey yet
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [8]
Thk god he just peed...he's back. Cue Tracey leaving to the bathroom. Might I add, she didn't check her phone once, he just got on his
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [9]
Let's just name him Dan...he looks like a Dan. I am now staying at dinner to see if his horrible lines work...why am I so invested?
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [10]
Dan has a mullet...and a beard...2 things that could be love blinding Tracey...hurry the hell up Tracey, Jesus, the audience is waiting...
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [11]
O shit...Dan is a director...should I make my presence known? #GodIhopeIgetIt [12]
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [13]
Seriously Tracey...seriously???!!! Why u gotta make this hard on me,speak up and NEVER lean in when Dan goes for the "arm around chair" move
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [14]
They r currently talkin about their current/past relationships and I'm now getting sad that I'm putting this on display...ok not anymore
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [15]
Dan just said "There's a girl here that I call my cousin...but she's not my cousin, she's my ex girlfriend." I'm dying laughing
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [16]
U guys...I am now sweatin laughing. I'm a terrible person but he just said he dated his second cousin once. I SWEAR ON MY LIFE HE SAID THAT
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [17]
Someone needs to turn Tracey's imaginary mic up cause Dan is bout to be the breakout star of this twitter show...
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [18]
1. Tracey is prob gonna go home wit "Dan"
2. Ladies...don't go home with guys like "Dan"
3. Live tweet 1st dates without ppl knowin.
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [19]
Dan just said "my feet hurt all the time"...TRACEY ASKED FOR THE CHECK!!! Hell yes Tracey!
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [20]
Can I get a moment of silence to see how's this is gonna end...................shhhhh
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [21]
No joke, I just followed them out (without paying yet) and Tracey just peaced out!!! Tracey-1, Dan-0!!!! Note to self: Do this more often...
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [22]
Note to self: Consider online dating just to teach ppl how to date...wait...IM LIKE THE HITCH OF ONLINE DATING!!! Sell that @GBerlanti [23]
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [24]
Sorry Tracey and "Dan" but I just had to get that on record. Im payin my bill now with a smile on my face. Thk you!
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014 [25]