Colton Haynes Live Tweets First Date
Colton Haynes Live Tweeted an Amazingly Awkward First Date
Colton Haynes — actor, heartthrob, and . . . private investigator? It seems that Colton may have discovered a surprising hidden talent — he's an eavesdropper extraordinaire. This week, the Arrow actor was seated next to an unknown duo on a first date, and his insights on his Twitter account into the awkward encounter were seriously hilarious. While we're sad to say that things didn't end well for the potential couple, we're glad Colton got a laugh out of it. Scroll through to see Colton's commentary on the romantic encounter and find out how the night ended for Colton and the duo.
I am sitting next to the a couple on their 1st date who met online and it's a conversation I have to live tweet about right now. Stay tuned
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
He's currently explaining to her the amount of women he's hooked up with after the first date...it's a lot
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
O god...he's still married
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
She keeps tossing her hair...I honestly think she's into it. They r now discussing name pronunciation...I have to secretly film this
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
She needs to speak up...now multiple ppl are trying to listen. I'm alone so I guess they have a one up on me but this needs to be documented
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
HE JUST CALLED HER THE WRONG NAME!!! After 30 mins of their date, he called her Terry...her name is Tracey
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
Awkward silence followed by a bathroom break on his part...I can't get a read on Tracey yet
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
Thk god he just peed...he's back. Cue Tracey leaving to the bathroom. Might I add, she didn't check her phone once, he just got on his
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
Let's just name him Dan...he looks like a Dan. I am now staying at dinner to see if his horrible lines work...why am I so invested?
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
Dan has a mullet...and a beard...2 things that could be love blinding Tracey...hurry the hell up Tracey, Jesus, the audience is waiting...
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
O shit...Dan is a director...should I make my presence known? #GodIhopeIgetIt
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
Seriously Tracey...seriously???!!! Why u gotta make this hard on me,speak up and NEVER lean in when Dan goes for the "arm around chair" move
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
They r currently talkin about their current/past relationships and I'm now getting sad that I'm putting this on display...ok not anymore
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
Dan just said "There's a girl here that I call my cousin...but she's not my cousin, she's my ex girlfriend." I'm dying laughing
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
U guys...I am now sweatin laughing. I'm a terrible person but he just said he dated his second cousin once. I SWEAR ON MY LIFE HE SAID THAT
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
Someone needs to turn Tracey's imaginary mic up cause Dan is bout to be the breakout star of this twitter show...
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
1. Tracey is prob gonna go home wit "Dan"
2. Ladies...don't go home with guys like "Dan"
3. Live tweet 1st dates without ppl knowin.
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
Dan just said "my feet hurt all the time"...TRACEY ASKED FOR THE CHECK!!! Hell yes Tracey!
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
Can I get a moment of silence to see how's this is gonna end...................shhhhh
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
No joke, I just followed them out (without paying yet) and Tracey just peaced out!!! Tracey-1, Dan-0!!!! Note to self: Do this more often...
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
Note to self: Consider online dating just to teach ppl how to date...wait...IM LIKE THE HITCH OF ONLINE DATING!!! Sell that @GBerlanti
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
Sorry Tracey and "Dan" but I just had to get that on record. Im payin my bill now with a smile on my face. Thk you!
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014
