The world of stock photos is a weird, confusing, and oftentimes disturbing one. Exhibit A: when searching for "hot guys," one of the first photos I came across was of a man blowing fire out of his ass. I guess they were going for the more literal definition of hot? Though searching for anything sexy on stock-image sites can mean doing so at your own risk, we noticed that there were actually some ridiculously attractive men hidden beneath the surface of awkwardly unsexy photos [1] and unsettling photo fails. We advise you to have a glass of cold water on hand before you lay eyes on these well-endowed lads. Most definitely NSFW.