These 17 Stock Images Are So Hot You'll Have to Stop, Drop, and Roll

The world of stock photos is a weird, confusing, and oftentimes disturbing one. Exhibit A: when searching for "hot guys," one of the first photos I came across was of a man blowing fire out of his ass. I guess they were going for the more literal definition of hot? Though searching for anything sexy on stock-image sites can mean doing so at your own risk, we noticed that there were actually some ridiculously attractive men hidden beneath the surface of awkwardly unsexy photos and unsettling photo fails. We advise you to have a glass of cold water on hand before you lay eyes on these well-endowed lads. Most definitely NSFW.