It's no secret that men sometimes (read: lots of times) overestimate the girth of their dingalings when it comes to picking out condom [1] sizes. But no more of that: this groundbreaking approach allows dudes to select their formfitting rubbers based on, yep, fruits and vegetables. Because, seriously, it's gotta hurt a little less to label yourself a zucchini . . . amirite?!

Dudes, you can thank Taiwanese student Guan-Hao Pan [2], who invented the "Love Guide" packaging system. And who knows? Maybe your partner will want to go down there a little more often, because bananas are damn delicious [3].

The Full Extent

Who's Ready For Dinner?

Carrot

Banana

Turnip

Cucumber

All Diversely Delicious