These Condoms Based on Fruits and Veggies Tickle Us Silly

It's no secret that men sometimes (read: lots of times) overestimate the girth of their dingalings when it comes to picking out condom sizes. But no more of that: this groundbreaking approach allows dudes to select their formfitting rubbers based on, yep, fruits and vegetables. Because, seriously, it's gotta hurt a little less to label yourself a zucchini . . . amirite?!

Dudes, you can thank Taiwanese student Guan-Hao Pan, who invented the "Love Guide" packaging system. And who knows? Maybe your partner will want to go down there a little more often, because bananas are damn delicious.