There should be a competitive category for hotness at the Summer Olympics, because all of these athletes are basically chiseled gods. Between the Speedos for swimming and the tiny tank tops for gymnastics, this year's male participants are giving us hot flashes. Twitter has been blowing up over the pure beauty of these men, and the resulting tweets have been hilarious. Check out the incredibly accurate things people have been saying — it's all too real.

The Gay Who Invented Olympic Diving: just make them wear like no clothing

Other Guy: um, are you su-

TGWIOD: also make them shower outside

— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) August 8, 2016 [3]

good god the male gymnasts look like sex robots designed in a lab by evil gay men from the future

— David Wyllie (@journodave) August 8, 2016 [4]

Sam Mikulak is so pretty. #mensgymnastics [5] #TeamUSA [6] pic.twitter.com/61O3jgV438 [7]

— Jenna Pruett (@jennaep7) August 7, 2016 [8]

How do you date an Olympic swimmer asking for a friend

— bailey payton (@_ayyyBayBay) August 9, 2016 [9]

watching olympic diving like pic.twitter.com/kuZR5mDCUS [10]

— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) August 8, 2016 [11]

My mom says I'm not allowed to call the male gymnasts "daddy" when I watch with her. #Rio2016 [12] #mensgymnastics [13]

— Zach (@zachattachJD) August 7, 2016 [14]

Watching #mensgymnastics [15] like pic.twitter.com/DGdvWpLxL7 [16]

— Tay⚽️Thompson (@ThompsonTay) August 7, 2016 [17]

Google: "how to apply to the job where you hold olympic gymnasts' waists before they jump up onto the bars" #Rio2016 [18]

— Ann Marie (@annmariebrok) August 7, 2016 [19]

Jake Dalton
- Men's Gymnastics
- Could round house kick me in the face and I would say thank you pic.twitter.com/dp0zM6gYjQ [20]

— Taylor J (@TaylorDTTT) August 7, 2016 [21]

My Lawd, these speedos! 👀 #mensdiving [22] #RioOlympics2016 [23] pic.twitter.com/5FbKsBiZba [24]

— JJ VALENTIN (@iamjjnyc) August 9, 2016 [25]