These Hilarious Tweets About All the Hot Athletes at the Olympics Are Too Accurate

By Macy Cate Williams
Getty | Laurence Griffiths
Getty | Laurence Griffiths

There should be a competitive category for hotness at the Summer Olympics, because all of these athletes are basically chiseled gods. Between the Speedos for swimming and the tiny tank tops for gymnastics, this year's male participants are giving us hot flashes. Twitter has been blowing up over the pure beauty of these men, and the resulting tweets have been hilarious. Check out the incredibly accurate things people have been saying — it's all too real.



Sam Mikulak is so pretty. #mensgymnastics #TeamUSA pic.twitter.com/61O3jgV438

— Jenna Pruett (@jennaep7) August 7, 2016


How do you date an Olympic swimmer asking for a friend

— bailey payton (@_ayyyBayBay) August 9, 2016


watching olympic diving like pic.twitter.com/kuZR5mDCUS

— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) August 8, 2016


My mom says I'm not allowed to call the male gymnasts "daddy" when I watch with her. #Rio2016 #mensgymnastics

— Zach (@zachattachJD) August 7, 2016


Watching #mensgymnastics like pic.twitter.com/DGdvWpLxL7

— Tay⚽️Thompson (@ThompsonTay) August 7, 2016


Google: "how to apply to the job where you hold olympic gymnasts' waists before they jump up onto the bars" #Rio2016

— Ann Marie (@annmariebrok) August 7, 2016


Jake Dalton
- Men's Gymnastics
- Could round house kick me in the face and I would say thank you pic.twitter.com/dp0zM6gYjQ

— Taylor J (@TaylorDTTT) August 7, 2016


My Lawd, these speedos! 👀 #mensdiving #RioOlympics2016 pic.twitter.com/5FbKsBiZba

— JJ VALENTIN (@iamjjnyc) August 9, 2016