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Though the holidays can be spent soft celebrating [1] with family and friends or by hosting a huge holiday rager, it's also a time when singles tend to be hornier than ever [2]. Whether it's because of the cold weather and people are craving a cuddle sesh or because their distant relatives won't stop asking questions about when they'll find a "special someone," December may just be one of the thirstiest times of the year. Fortunately, with it being cuffing season and all, dating apps [3] are piping hot.
But messaging first on a dating app [4] or sliding into your crush's Instagram DMs isn't always so simple. It requires more than just a "hi" or heart-eyes emoji if you want a response. You have to keep the message both flirty and friendly, but you also want it to show off your personality. What better way to do that than by sending a sexy holiday pickup line?
Everyone loves a good pickup line, especially when it has something to do with a mistletoe, Santa, or, ahem, "presents." Yes, they're silly and fun, but they also help you show some interest. If you need some ideas for what to send a Tinder match or a former ex you ran into at your local hometown bar [5], all the inspo you need is right here.
The Sexiest Holiday Pickup Lines
- I'm interested in making tomorrow a not-so-silent-night. You in?
- Reese's Trees aren't the only thing I would love to satisfy me this holiday season.
- Let me know where you'll be in the next five minutes, and I'll place the mistletoe.
- Aren't angels like you supposed to be on top of the tree?
- Light me up like you do for that menorah, baby.
- Are you Santa? Because I wouldn't mind you handling my package.
- How is it possible you made it on the naughty and nice list this year?
- I want to unwrap you like a present.
- I think we could have a whole latke at my place tomorrow.
- Are you an elf on the shelf? Because I want to put you in all different positions this month.
- Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- I don't want presents to be the only thing getting laid under the fireplace.
- *Adds you to the top of my wish list*
- Does Santa have a picture of you already? I want him to know what I want for Christmas this year.
- Can you be my Santa baby this year? I promise I've been extra sweet.
- You make my heart melt so much, you'd think I was a snowman.
- Instead of 12 days of Christmas, how about we try 12 days of orgasms?
- Hanukkah comes once a year. How often do you want to?
- Your ugly Christmas sweater may be too ugly. Should we just take it off instead?
- Are you staying the night? I'll have milk and cookies tomorrow morning.
- Lose the sleigh, ride me instead.
- How is it possible you're hotter than this hot chocolate in my hand?
- You're like a menorah's candles. Somehow, you get hotter every time I see you.
- You don't look like the green monster from Whoville, yet you're somehow stealing my heart this year.
- Don't make me fall in love again if you won't be here this year.
- My jingle bells are happy to see you.
Taylor Andrews [7] (she/her) is the balance editor at PS, specializing in topics relating to sex, relationships, dating, sexual health, mental health, travel, and more. With seven years of editorial experience, Taylor has a strong background in content creation and storytelling. Prior to joining PS in 2021, she worked at Cosmopolitan.