"Go to sleep." "I'm so tired." "Please don't cry." These are things every new parent says at one point or another . . . sometimes several dozen times over the course of a single crib-side powwow at 2:45 a.m. But there are some statements guaranteed never to enter the lexicon of a first-time mom.
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"That's not as expensive as I thought."
"I slept so well last night."
"Running errands is really a lot easier now."
"We have plenty of diapers."
"This book was a real page-turner."
"I'm concerned the baby isn't crying enough."
"Wouldn't it have been cool if we had twins?"
"Hey, we never got a bill for that."
"Can't you play that any louder?"
"Ugh, these jeans are too loose on me."