Things New Parents Never Say
13 Things New Parents Never Say
"Go to sleep." "I'm so tired." "Please don't cry." These are things every new parent says at one point or another . . . sometimes several dozen times over the course of a single crib-side powwow at 2:45 a.m. But there are some statements guaranteed never to enter the lexicon of a first-time mom.
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1 "That's not as expensive as I thought."
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2 "I slept so well last night."
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3 "Running errands is really a lot easier now."
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4 "We have plenty of diapers."
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5 "This book was a real page-turner."
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6 "Well, that was easy."
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7 "I'm concerned the baby isn't crying enough."
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8 "I have so much energy."
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9 "Wouldn't it have been cool if we had twins?"
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10 "Hey, we never got a bill for that."
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11 "Can't you play that any louder?"
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12 "Ugh, these jeans are too loose on me."
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13 "You're not that cute."
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