Here's the scenario: you're invited to your friend's annual ugly Christmas sweater party, and although you normally love getting festive, this holiday season, you happen to be nursing — and every breastfeeding mom knows how constraining bulky sweaters are when the baby is hungry.

What to do, what to do . . .

Oh, right! Of course! Why didn't we think of this?! The YourSassyGrandma Etsy shop [1] has presented diehard ugly Christmas sweater party attendees with one epic option. Sure, baby might not appreciate whatever body glue was used to affix the red pom-pom to Rudolph's "nose," and Mom might feel a bit lopsided by the end of the night, but if there's a contest involved, we guarantee that this will bring home — at the very least — an honorable mention.

The $60 sweater is available in a variety of festive colors, the hole is precut, and the purchase comes with reindeer pasties and one-time use double-sided adhesive. So if you plan to rock this look to a few holiday parties, stock up on body tape now.