The GOP debate was less of a conversation than confusing shouting match . . . and it's certainly produced more questions than answers. Here are a few that crossed my mind while watching these kids throw rocks at each other on the playground:
- How is Donald Trump [1] allowed to say he's never filed for bankruptcy? Note: his companies have filed for bankruptcy 11 times [2], but technically he personally has not. Way to work the rules, Don.
- How is Ted Cruz still able to run for president if he was born in Canada?
- Does Ben Carson know that the Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage?
- Did Mike Huckabee purposefully alienate the majority of his constituency by shaming Krispy Kreme eaters?
- Is Trump going to spend all his money on this campaign? All "11 billion dollars" of it? (His net worth is actually a lot less [3].)
- Why is Ted Cruz decrying Wall Street when he's married to a managing director at Goldman Sachs [4]?
- How many analogies is Huckabee going to make tonight?
- Why does Marco Rubio blink more than a strobe light?
- Why does John Kasich think it's possible to overdose on weed?
- Are there more moderators hiding under the table somewhere?
- Who is in Jeb Bush's fantasy football league? Can we get a roster?
- Why does Huckabee think curing cancer is the answer to all of America's problems?
- Why does Rand Paul want a "government so small he can't see it" when he is an eye doctor?