13 Mind-Boggling Questions We All Had During the GOP Debate

The GOP debate was less of a conversation than confusing shouting match . . . and it's certainly produced more questions than answers. Here are a few that crossed my mind while watching these kids throw rocks at each other on the playground:

• How is Donald Trump allowed to say he's never filed for bankruptcy? Note: his companies have filed for bankruptcy 11 times, but technically he personally has not. Way to work the rules, Don.
• How is Ted Cruz still able to run for president if he was born in Canada?
• Does Ben Carson know that the Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage?
• Did Mike Huckabee purposefully alienate the majority of his constituency by shaming Krispy Kreme eaters?
• Is Trump going to spend all his money on this campaign? All "11 billion dollars" of it? (His net worth is actually a lot less.)
• Why is Ted Cruz decrying Wall Street when he's married to a managing director at Goldman Sachs?
• How many analogies is Huckabee going to make tonight?
• Why does Marco Rubio blink more than a strobe light?
• Why does John Kasich think it's possible to overdose on weed?
• Are there more moderators hiding under the table somewhere?
• Who is in Jeb Bush's fantasy football league? Can we get a roster?
• Why does Huckabee think curing cancer is the answer to all of America's problems?
• Why does Rand Paul want a "government so small he can't see it" when he is an eye doctor?