As you may have heard, two of Donald Trump [1]'s children, Ivanka and Eric, will not be voting for him in the primary on April 19 [2] because they missed the registration deadline. We're a little confused how not one campaign staffer for a leading presidential candidate alerted Trump's kids of the party rules, but it happened — and we're speculating if there are other reasons they're not voting for him . . .

1. He's known to build walls — literally and figuratively.
2. They asked for their Trump Steaks medium rare and were served well done instead.
3. They are Team Kristen and still upset Donald is Team Edward [3].
4. They checked Twitter [4] recently.
5. Ivanka is unsure if she's his daughter or potential next girlfriend [5].
6. They grew up in a gilded cage — seriously [6].
7. Ivanka vaccinated her kids [7] and doesn't want to tell him.
8. They inhaled too much hair spray as children and are confused.
9. They love Starbucks and he can't make them boycott it [8]!
10. They have plans to vacation in Mexico this Summer.
11. They think their IQs are actually higher than their dad's [9].
12. They're actually Democrats.

For more playful political quips and fun, be sure to catch Political Idiotest [10] on GSN [11]. This special event airs Wednesday, April 20, 11 p.m./10 p.m. Central — find your local channel here [12].