Calling all potty-mouthed dog owners [1] — would you rather have your pup's incessant "woofs" and "ruffs" be "sh*ts" and "f*cks" instead? Then you'll definitely get a kick out of the Cuss Collar [2]. This f*cking brilliant dog collar fits snugly around your furry friend's neck like any ol' collar, but it features a sound-activated speaker that broadcasts various swear words aloud every time your dog barks. A few of the carefully selected profanities include "sh*t," "motherf*cker," and "bullsh*t," in case you were wondering.

Unfortunately, likely due to the sheer genius of the product, the $60 Cuss Collar is currently sold out online [3], and a brand rep told POPSUGAR that they "don't have any concrete details" on when it will be restocked. Regardless, we highly encourage you to see the expletive-spewing accessory in action in the highly entertaining video ahead. Fingers crossed this bad boy gets restocked ASAP!

Behold, the Infamous Cuss Collar

It Fits Snugly Around Your Pup's Neck Like Any Other Collar