Holy Sh*t, This Dog Collar Curses When Your Pup Barks, and I F*cking Need It

Calling all potty-mouthed dog owners — would you rather have your pup's incessant "woofs" and "ruffs" be "sh*ts" and "f*cks" instead? Then you'll definitely get a kick out of the Cuss Collar. This f*cking brilliant dog collar fits snugly around your furry friend's neck like any ol' collar, but it features a sound-activated speaker that broadcasts various swear words aloud every time your dog barks. A few of the carefully selected profanities include "sh*t," "motherf*cker," and "bullsh*t," in case you were wondering.

Unfortunately, likely due to the sheer genius of the product, the $60 Cuss Collar is currently sold out online, and a brand rep told POPSUGAR that they "don't have any concrete details" on when it will be restocked. Regardless, we highly encourage you to see the expletive-spewing accessory in action in the highly entertaining video ahead. Fingers crossed this bad boy gets restocked ASAP!