In case you have't heard, Flappy Bird [1] is a dangerous thing. The game — which came out last year — has suddenly shot up in popularity. It's fun and simple (like grade-school simple), because all you have to do is tap the screen to keep a bird from falling in between Super Mario-esque green pipes. But that tap, tap, tapping can easily become addictive, leading to nightmares, loss of appetite, and mood swings. There are just too many feelings to count, but you can get a sense of 'em from these brave tweeters. Stay strong, gamers. Stay strong.
"We Lied," They Said
Get #flappybird [2] they said, it'll be fun they said . pic.twitter.com/vaL8VBf2kM [3]
— nick- delahay (@nick_delahay) February 2, 2014 [4]
Epic iTunes Review, Coming Right Up
"Whoever made this game is an evil mastermind on a plot to control every human being in the entire world once this game is on your device all hope is lost you will never have your life back even if you're like me who holds back your anger knowing it is but a game even this will not save you." — Deth bird [5]
One Thing Leads to Another . . .
flappy bird
flappy bir
flappy bi
flappy b
flappy
flapp
flap
fla
fl
f
fr
fru
frus
frust
frustr
frustra
frustrat
frustratio
frustration
— Flappy Bird Problems (@FlappyBrdPrblmz) January 30, 2014 [6]
One Direction Member Liam Payne Didn't Even Tweet This About Flappy Bird, but Twitter Thought He Might as Well Have
"I downloaded flappy bird" pic.twitter.com/pAvAkjASVk [7]
— ☾harrys kfc☽ (@hurrehstiles) February 3, 2014 [8]
It's a Group Effort
Do not download Flappy Bird
Retweet to save a life
— Life As Bros (@LifeAsBros) February 3, 2014 [9]
Pro Tip: Never Let Your Insides Show
perfect representation of me playing flappy bird pic.twitter.com/LBROPDvQG2 [10]
— ayyy m8 (@NxrryGucci) January 31, 2014 [11]
Disturbing Review No. 2
"The joy you feel after finally beating your record is indescribable and the boiling anger you feel inside of you instantly diffuses only to fill you with false hope that you may be able to do it again and possibly even do it better. This is what will convince you to keep playing. But the agonizing cycle inevitably resumes again with the dreaded smack of a sound effect punch, once again refueling the hatred for the bird right back into every fiber of your being." — Someone Random123 [12]
Pain . . . So Much Pain
when you're about to beat your high score on flappy bird and then you fall pic.twitter.com/4oEox9n352 [13]
— slim shady (@zainasallam) February 3, 2014 [14]
It Brings Out The Hunger Games in All of Us
when you die on flappy bird pic.twitter.com/Oe79VEbt4F [15]
— Brick Tamland (@Ch4BrickTamland) February 3, 2014 [16]
Rated D
The things people are saying on the review page of flappy bird. HAHAHAHA. "Rated D for demonic" "This bird is pure evil"
— Kelvin Tham (@tham_10) February 3, 2014 [17]
Go Away Now
WHERE DID FLAPPY BIRD EVEN COME FROM LIKE ONE DAY EVERYTHING IS NORMAL & THEN THE NEXT DAY PPL ARE CRYING & GETTING DIVORCED BC OF THIS GAME
— shan❄ (@alrightshan) February 3, 2014 [18]
So Many Questions
a flappy bird review. pic.twitter.com/1oFKbb44QN [19]
— Tolu (@ToluwalaseA) February 3, 2014 [20]
Here Come Anger-Management Classes
If flappy bird was a person.. pic.twitter.com/YOh2gyQ7PB [21]
— Lewison (@Lewis0n) February 3, 2014 [22]
It's Simple
How to play flappy bird:
1. tap
2. lose 200 times in a row
3. yell
4. throw phone across room
5. cry
— Karl Ramos (@ohmyprettykarl) February 3, 2014 [23]
Do Not Be Ashamed
RT if you have ever been personally victimized by flappy bird pic.twitter.com/RcSsLtXjak [24]
— Alexiaa ✌️ (@Pocxhontxs) February 3, 2014 [25]
Deep
flappy bird is deep... pic.twitter.com/FuYG3MlFuk [26]
— (@NuteIla) February 2, 2014 [27]
Just One More
Playing Flappy Bird:
"Alright last game" *dies*
"Alright last game" *dies*
"Alright last game" *dies*
"Alright last game" *dies*
— Kingsley Isilebo (@kingsleyisilebo) February 3, 2014 [28]
"I Haven't Eaten"
Brilliant Flappy Bird review pic.twitter.com/ZekGKxgzZa [29]
— Bitch Problems ✌ (@lnsaneTweets) January 31, 2014 [30]
Someone Save Us All
2011: angry birds
2012: temple run
2013: candy crush
2014: flappy bird
WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN 2015 !! SATAN I SEE U
— zarra ˘◡˘ (@1D_takeitall) February 3, 2014 [31]