Text from your ex: "Send nudes."

Your response: *photo of nude lipstick.*

There's only one way to deal with incredibly annoying exes' text messages [1], and that's with a big fat burn and a heavy dose of sass [2]. One Instagram account, Texts From Your Ex [3], has become the go-to place for hilarious and horrifying texts from real-life exes, and it's pure gold. In fact, it's so good that it's a book [4]!

Ahead, check out 26 texts that are way too real for anyone going through a breakup or anyone who needs a really, really good laugh.

Nope.

Next, please.

Yeah maybe later.

Yep, sure have!

See you there.

Sorry for your loss.

Ew.

Sorry, who?

Have a great day! :)

Glad that's settled.

....................

Maybe you should try asking me again later!

Serious Q.

Byee.

That's literally all I've ever wanted.

Aww, so sweet!

HINT.

I would rather die.

And scream.

Yeah just a little.

No words needed.

It's this trendy new diet!

Tell me something I don't know.

Have a fun trip!

Hippo*

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