Funny Texts From Exes
26 Absolutely Perfect Responses to Texts From Exes
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Text from your ex: "Send nudes."
Your response: *photo of nude lipstick.*
There's only one way to deal with incredibly annoying exes' text messages, and that's with a big fat burn and a heavy dose of sass. One Instagram account, Texts From Your Ex, has become the go-to place for hilarious and horrifying texts from real-life exes, and it's pure gold. In fact, it's so good that it's a book!
Ahead, check out 26 texts that are way too real for anyone going through a breakup or anyone who needs a really, really good laugh.
1 Nope.
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2 Next, please.
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3 Yeah maybe later.
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4 Yep, sure have!
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5 See you there.
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6 Sorry for your loss.
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7 Ew.
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8 Sorry, who?
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9 Have a great day! :)
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10 Glad that's settled.
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11 ....................
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12 Maybe you should try asking me again later!
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13 Serious Q.
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14 Byee.
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15 That's literally all I've ever wanted.
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16 Aww, so sweet!
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17 HINT.
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18 I would rather die.
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19 And scream.
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20 Yeah just a little.
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21 No words needed.
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22 It's this trendy new diet!
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23 Tell me something I don't know.
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24 Have a fun trip!
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25 Hippo*
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26 Hot enough for ya?
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