26 Absolutely Perfect Responses to Texts From Exes

Text from your ex: "Send nudes."

Your response: *photo of nude lipstick.*

There's only one way to deal with incredibly annoying exes' text messages, and that's with a big fat burn and a heavy dose of sass. One Instagram account, Texts From Your Ex, has become the go-to place for hilarious and horrifying texts from real-life exes, and it's pure gold. In fact, it's so good that it's a book!

Ahead, check out 26 texts that are way too real for anyone going through a breakup or anyone who needs a really, really good laugh.

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Sorry for your loss.
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Sorry for your loss.

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Have a great day! :)
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Have a great day! :)

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Glad that's settled.
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Glad that's settled.

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Maybe you should try asking me again later!
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Maybe you should try asking me again later!

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That's literally all I've ever wanted.
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That's literally all I've ever wanted.

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I would rather die.
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I would rather die.

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Yeah just a little.
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Yeah just a little.

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It's this trendy new diet!
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It's this trendy new diet!

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Tell me something I don't know.
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Tell me something I don't know.

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Hot enough for ya?
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Hot enough for ya?