What's that sound you've been hearing all day? Oh, just Taylor Swift fans collectively fuh-rea-king out over her new album, 1989 [1], that dropped today. Yep, these people are either literally dead [2], dying as we speak, or on the road to getting there — and we've got the tweets to prove it.
1. The girl who SHOWED US.
You know how people usually dread Mondays? Ya, well, NOT ANYMORE. #1989
— Claire Kislinger (@ClaireWinter) October 27, 2014 [3]
2. The girl who's doing her part to help fellow mankind.
PASS IT AROUND pic.twitter.com/JDgEXijCo2 [4]
— laura (@bestsoylattay) October 27, 2014 [5]
3. This excellent planner.
GUYS MY FUNERAL IS GOING TO BE TOMORROW ON MY DOORSTEP, AROUND MIDDAY WHEN MY PHYSICAL CD ARRIVES. YOURE ALL INVITED. BRING CAKE. #TS1989 [6]
— RIP ME |1989 (@pollyindiarose) October 27, 2014 [7]
4. The guy who solved the Internet.
"What happened here? Where are the people?"
"They are all literally dead."
"But why?"
"They called it... Taylor Swift Day."
— Luke Bailey (@imbadatlife) October 27, 2014 [8]
5. The celebrity just as obsessed as you.
THE NEW @taylorswift13 [9] ALBUM MAY BE MADE COMPLETELY OUT OF ANGEL WINGS IM SO OBSESSED
— Abigail Breslin (@yoabbaabba) October 27, 2014 [10]
6. The guy whose motto is "YOLO."
Debating if I should take off work tomorrow so I can stay home and listen to @taylorswift13 [11]'s album all day. Too much?
— Nick Dee (@nickeetz) October 27, 2014 [12]
7. The people who literally "can't even."
This is us right now listening to @taylorswift13 [13]'s #1989 #slain [14] #canteven [15] #dead [16] #love [17] #taylorswift [18] @thatquinnkiid [19] pic.twitter.com/if0qMbRrsk [20]
— Jordan Dorsey (@Jdrsy90) October 27, 2014 [21]
8. The girl who needs a better support system.
We died. Dead. #RIPME [22] @taylorswift13 [23] @taylornation13 [24] @chelsholli [25] pic.twitter.com/6KkKT97Tkf [26]
— Madison Ford (@madisonford13) October 27, 2014 [27]
9. The mom who doesn't know the different between worst day and best day.
Today is the worst day for my kid who literally screams whenever a Taylor Swift song comes on.
— Tatyahna Cameron (@tatyahnaaa) October 27, 2014 [28]
10. The woman who thinks she can just go ahead and declare national holidays.
TODAY IS A V IMPORTANT NATIONAL HOLIDAY @taylorswift13 [29] HAPPY #TS1989 [30] DAY TO EVERYONE WITH A HEART AND SOUL! "We never go out of style"
— Dana Elle (@DanaElleS) October 27, 2014 [31]
11. The girl who's mastered the art of the hyperbole.
Dead. Deceased. Departed. Gone forever. Any way you say it, #TS1989 [32] has slayed me. Send me away to the words of a @taylorswift13 [33] love song
— Annie Rickenbaugh (@ARickenbaugh) October 27, 2014 [34]
12. The Swifties who RIP'd too soon.
tonight is the night @taylorswift13 [35] made millions of Swifties die dead RIP why you say 1989 pic.twitter.com/FlEu0B6YTe [36]
— Brian (@BrianSwiftie13) October 27, 2014 [37]
13. The fan who would make the perfect T. Swift manager. #aggressive
DEFINITELY GOING TO GET A GRAMMY THIS TIME AROUND IF SHE DOESN'T I'M SUING
— Georgia (@flamesto_embers) October 27, 2014 [38]
14. The girl who perfectly summed it up . . .
Let's be real Taylor is watching us tweet & smiling & laughing at our dying souls because of this holy perfection #TS1989 [39] #Buy1989OniTunes [40]
— Natalie // R.I.P ME (@1SwiftieLove3) October 27, 2014 [41]