Kate Middleton gave birth [1] to a girl over the weekend, and now we know her name [2]: Charlotte Elizabeth Diana. Of course, the news wouldn't be complete without tweets that sum up exactly what we're all thinking.
On the name . . .
Charlotte is a fitting name for the Royal Baby because she's definitely not a Miranda or Carrie, and no way in hell she'd be a Samantha.
— Lauren Reeves (@laurenreeves) May 4, 2015 [3]
Baby Charlotte pic.twitter.com/WM7EejBX90 [4]
— BFF (@YrBFF) May 4, 2015 [5]
We're big fans of the name Charlotte. pic.twitter.com/dELiPCbdTw [6]
— HarperCollinsCa (@HarperCollinsCa) May 4, 2015 [7]
So the royal baby will be called Charlotte.
Not Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.
I for one feel let down.
— BriBry (@BriBryOnTour) May 4, 2015 [8]
CHARLOTTE? I had so much money riding on A$AP Baby :(
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) May 4, 2015 [9]
On Charlotte's birthday . . .
all I know is Kate Middleton's still probably having a better hair day than I am
— Tess Koman (@tessie_the_mess) May 2, 2015 [10]
Text from Prince William: "Heir: DONE. Spare: DONE" #GoodLad [11] #RoyalBaby [12]
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) May 2, 2015 [13]
ROYAL BABY NAMES
Wanky Bill Windsor
Chilli con Windsor
Paddy Power Windsor
Barbara Windsor
— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) May 2, 2015 [14]
British line of succession is now updated:
Prince Charles
Prince William
Prince George
#RoyalBaby [15]
Lady Mary Crawley
Benedict Cumberbatch
— Paul Dunphy Esquire (@pauldunphy) May 2, 2015 [16]
Good thing is Will & Kate already have a pram & a cot & stuff from George so they'll save a little money there. #RoyalBaby [17]
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 2, 2015 [18]
The Queen gets herself another horcrux #RoyalBaby [19]
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 2, 2015 [20]
Prince George currently thinking of places to hide his Aquadoodle & Duplo Farm. #siblingprobs [21] #RoyalBaby [22] pic.twitter.com/7Ws2FAYR9R [23]
— Helen Craven (@helencraven) May 2, 2015 [24]
David Icke has posted the first picture of the #RoyalBaby [25] birth pic.twitter.com/dlRgAT67s2 [26]
— Katie Weasel (@KatieWeasel) May 2, 2015 [27]
My fav Princess, please call her She-Ra!!! #RoyalBabyName [28] pic.twitter.com/cVoFeXJZQB [29]
— Scott Nunn (@mrscottnunn) May 2, 2015 [30]
"Yes Your Majesty, I am serious. I want to hold it up outside the hospital like Simba from the Lion King"
#RoyalBaby [31] pic.twitter.com/8Tw447NRsl [32]
— David Cameron (@DavidChameron) May 2, 2015 [33]
"It's a boy, and WHAT a boy!"
"Uh, that's the umbilical cord, it's a girl."
#RoyalBaby [34] pic.twitter.com/rrSMJH8tlD [35]
— SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) May 2, 2015 [36]
8lbs 3oz. They always announce the weight. What about useful stats like Magic, Dexterity or Armour? #RoyalBaby [37]
— Dr Paul Coxon (@paulcoxon) May 2, 2015 [38]
@clairemsb [39] @SuzanneSteedman [40] ?..and a town cryer! You MUST have a town cryer to announce the birth, apparently! xxx pic.twitter.com/lsQt5ZZyah [41]
— Faerie Callie (@EmeraldElphynne) May 2, 2015 [42]
Imagine camping outside a hospital because someone you don't even know is having a baby.
Almost as bad as waiting for the Next sale.
— death_stairs (@death_stairs) May 2, 2015 [43]
THEY NEED TO NAME HER VICTORIA BC SHE'S BE BORN ON THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS ANNIVERSARY AND HAS AN UNCLE CALLED HARRY #RoyalBaby [44]
— mia (@clarasfairytale) May 2, 2015 [45]
Not long before we see the #RoyalBaby [46] pic.twitter.com/fbwpNLASVb [47]
— Michael Clarke (@Mr_Mike_Clarke) May 2, 2015 [48]
Checking out the dessert menu like pic.twitter.com/5KnPCLwnHv [49]
— HannahJane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) May 2, 2015 [50]