Kristen Bell has been having a fabulous year. She had baby Lincoln Bell Shepard with Dax Shepard in March, reproposed marriage to Dax over Twitter in celebration of the Supreme Court's rulings on DOMA and Proposition 8, and even began production on the upcoming Veronica Mars movie. Here's wishing a very happy 33rd birthday to Kristen!
In celebration of Kristen's big day, check out the most hilarious tweets from her firecracker Twitter account!
We've been asking the same question since like, 1999. Start the revolution!
are we bringing back jelly sandals this summer or what?
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) May 17, 2013
Are you sure, Kristen? Are you absolutely sure?
watermelon is the only thing worth eating.
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) August 13, 2012
We're pretty sure Kristen Bell is our spirit guide.
It honestly doesn't matter how long something has been sitting out. Ill eat it.
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) December 24, 2012
Check out the rest of Kristen Bell's funniest tweets when you read on.
We've been there. But then again, maybe we're actually schizophrenic. No, we're not. Oh.
Either listen 2 the radio or dont-But I beg u not to just 'have it on' at a superlow volume unless ur intent is 2 make me feel schizophrenic
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) January 9, 2013
We're pretty sure Kristen actually showered, and she's embarrassed to admit it.
The water pressure at Native Foods in culver city is absolutely out of control. I just washed my hands and it looks like I showered.
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) October 31, 2012
well, it happened and just in time for the end of the world...I've finally gained weight in my hands.
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) December 20, 2012
Hey everyone. Kristen Bell gets great deals on home goods. Spread the word.
I saved like 50 bucks with my Bed Bath and Beyond coupons today. Don't make a big deal out of it, guys.
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) January 6, 2013
And he didn't even give his two weeks notice!
The pope quit??!!
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) February 12, 2013
Wait. We want in.
Don't worry 'bout me, guys. Just driving down hollywood blvd BLASTING ace of base.
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) March 6, 2013
Hey, at least she's real about it.
dear pope: Im sorry VM fans stole ur thunder on ur 1st day. I mean,Im not really that sorry,but i thought it would be polite 2 say so. xo
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) March 14, 2013
Listen, we'd take funky werewolf weather over vicious werewolf weather any day.
Funky werewolf weather today.
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) March 18, 2013
Get used to it, Kristen. Tom Cruise does what he wants.
remember when Tom Cruise was the only one who didnt use an accent in Valkyrie?
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) April 20, 2013
Kristen has some pretty weird dreams. Side note: is Jon Snow a good dancer?
Last nites dream: Jon Snow & I running 4 r lives. The only thing 2 save us is a dance off. Those who failed the dance off were slaughtered.
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) June 20, 2013
Way to go Kristen. You began your journalism career and tarnished your reputation in one fell swoop.
Oops I didn't ask my dad if I could quote him...#imaterriblejournalist
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) July 13, 2013
Someone tell Oprah.
last night in my dream Oprah asked me why we arent best friends. I didnt have an answer for her.
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) May 16, 2013
Sounds like Kristen Bell had the worst Fall ever.
Ive now called 7 places in la looking 4 caramel apples w/no success. What in gods name is going on? Did someone cancel Fall & not tell me?
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) October 19, 2012
That's how he knows when you ask, "Want a treat?"
I am 99% sure my dog can read lips.
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) July 8, 2013
We can't decide if a Pier 1-scented bouquet would be refreshing or terrifying.
things would be so much better if the whole world smelled like a pier 1.
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) October 6, 2012
Wait. Can we get a copy?
my first mix tape had a LOT of bette midler on it. #noregrets
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) August 29, 2012
Kristen has a fair point. Also, thanks for getting this song stuck in our head.
If Mariahs 'all I want for christmas' is on and you are NOT pumped up...check your pulse.
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) December 2, 2012