This Is the Best Orange Is the New Black Makeover We've Seen Yet

If you're not familiar with Jamie Greenberg, let me give you a rundown: she's a celebrity makeup artist, the host of Pretty Little Pranksters, and BFFs with Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting. When she's not busy dolling up Rashida Jones or pranking Michelle Phan, Jamie spends her time making YouTube makeup tutorials that are equal parts hilarious and informative. This week, on the heels of Orange Is the New Black's season three premiere, Jamie debuted the "Commissary Makeover." Because, realistically, women in prison aren't showing off perfect winged liner à la Alex Vause. (Am I right?)

While this video is definitely more on the humorous side, you'll be surprised at how great Pepto-Bismol works as a cheek stain. And that iced tea packet looks like a delicious lip stain, too! Check out Jamie's prison-inspired makeover, and get ready to LOL. (Hopefully you'll never need to use these tips.)