The Houston Astros Mascot Picked the Wrong Security Guard to Mess With

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You've likely never seen a sports mascot get schooled this hard at a game. In this truly priceless video, Orbit shows off his moves to Michael Jackson's "Slave to the Rhythm" and encounters a surly security guard who, at first glance, is not amused by his performance — but before long, he has no choice but to one-up Orbit with his own epic routine. While the video is actually from a June 2014 game against the Detroit Tigers, it doesn't make it any less hilarious. Watch the impressive dance-off above now, and check out more of the funniest viral videos.