18 First Wives Club Quotes That Sum Up Your Night In
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One of our favorite stars, Diane Keaton, turned 70 this week. Not only is she a legendary actress, she plays a part in one of the greatest girl-power movies of all time: The First Wives Club. In case you don't know, Goldie Hawn, Keaton, and Bette Midler are reteaming for a comedy series. It's called Divination, and they're starring as former members of a girl group who reunite after 30 years. Before we can even start to wrap our brains around this news, we must pay homage to the movie that originally brought these three amazing talents together. The film was a hit in 1998, and it continues to live on as one of the most watchable (and quotable!) comedies of all time. Who can resist Hawn, Keaton, and Midler as women bent on exacting revenge on their jerky ex-husbands? No one. The answer is no one. In honor of the upcoming show, we're revisiting the lines from the movie that sum up your Saturday night in. (Because going out sucks.)
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When You're Trying to Explain to Your Friends That You Have Zero Desire to Leave Your Home
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When You Realize There's No Real Food in Your House
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When Your Favorite Restaurant Isn't Open For Delivery
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When You're Trying to See If Freeheld Is On-Demand Yet
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Then When You Just Settle on Watching Clueless Again
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When You Order a Bottle of Wine to Go With Your Delivery Food
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Then When You Explain to the Delivery Person Why You Did It
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When Your Delivery Food Comes and You're Trying to Figure Out What's a Garnish
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When You're Looking For Your Utensils but Literally Everything Is Dirty
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When You're FaceTiming With Your Best Friend About Your Other Best Friend
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When You're Scavenging Through Your Cabinets Looking For Dessert
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When Your Friends Call to Say They're Having a Really Good Time Out on the Town
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When You're Adding Up How Much You're Spending on Antiaging Products
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When You're Shopping Online and There's a Sale
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When You Travel All the Way to the Corner Store, and There's No Cherry Garcia
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When Your Friends Come Over and Are Kind of Worried
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The Next Night When You Realize There's So Much More Netflix to Watch
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