If Game of Thrones characters think Joffrey is evil, wait until they meet Frank Underwood. In a ridiculous new parody, House of Cards' double-dealing antihero heads to Westeros to divide and conquer. By that I mean he wants to take out his competition "one by one, like a sniper in the woods." He cuts Arya's hair, brings his own dragon to Daenerys, poisons the meat at the feast, and makes a variety of hurtful short jokes around Tyrion. It's pretty funny, but the best part is this guy's incredible impression of Frank Underwood. It's so dead-on that the strangest thing about the video is that it comes from Quiznos' YouTube page, but we'll forgive the product placement because it's so good.