Heaven, gender issues, and everything in between — Louis C.K. really went there in his opening monologue on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Before generalizing the entire human race, C.K. explained why "men are worse than women." He also informed us that a higher power might have reason to believe we're "greedy d*cks." Um, thank you? All things considered, it's sort of similar to the speech your crazy uncle gives after his third drink. The difference: C.K. is actually funny. Watch his opening monologue below.