"My Sad Christmas Song" Is Miley Cyrus's Bummer of a Holiday Gift to Us All

Think your holiday season has been lame? Miley Cyrus can top you. Her unexpected new release makes it abundantly clear that she's really over Christmas. It's called "My Sad Christmas Song," and it's exactly what it sounds like — really sad and kind of beautiful. It doesn't showcase her vocal talent as well as her recent cover of "Silent Night," but it's still a good song. Just don't play it around the kids, because she definitely mentions bongs. Merry Christmas!