Nothing About This Jaw-Dropping New Riff Raff Video Is Easily Explained

Riff Raff, aka the rapper who inspired James Franco's character, Alien, in Spring Breakers, is creating quite a stir with his new music video. It's for a song called "TiP TOE WiNG iN MY JAWWDiNZ," which I am led to believe translates to "Tiptoeing in my Jordans," as in Air Jordans. I really thought I'd seen it all when the "Ugly Boy" video came out last week, but this is truly something else. Riff Raff sits atop an icy throne as a grasshopper dances on some kind of squash. (Or is it a melon?) Dogs are walking around in shoes, there's a smoke machine involved, and obviously, Riff Raff's grill is a sight to behold. Out of all of this, I'm most insulted by the gratuitous product placement for energy drinks. In all honesty though, you might want to watch the video, if not just to gawk at it.