25 Badass Burns From Veronica Mars That Are Still Just as Perfect as They Were 9 Years Ago

Updated on July 18, 2016 at 1:00 PM

You know when you're in the middle of a fight with someone, and then you think of the perfect thing to say back to them only after you've already walked away from the conversation? Veronica Mars has never had that problem. When the titular drama was unceremoniously canceled in 2007, we not only lost one of the smartest shows on television, but also our chief resource for white-hot burns. Veronica never fails to have the most cutting comeback at the ready while dressing down Logan (and, um, undressing him) (haha) (GET IT?), or sparring with her dad. Keep reading to see some of her wittiest one-liners, and then check out all the reasons you should be a Marshmallow if you're not one already.

When Her Sarcasm Is Off the Damn Charts

When She Speaks the Absolute Truth

When You Can't Help but Be Jealous of Her Hilarious Relationship With Her Dad

When She Stands Up For Mandy in Front of the Whole School and You Want to Cheer

When She Means Business

When She Puts Logan in His Place at the Carnival

When She Gives Hope to Waitresses Everywhere

When She Proves She's the Master of the RBF

When Her Description of Logan Is Spot On

When Even Her Threats Are Perfect

When She Nails Her Assessment of Vinnie Van Lowe on the Head

When She Doesn't Bother With a Poker Face

When She Does a Passable Tony Montana

When There's No Disagreeing With Her

When She Has Her Innuendos Down Pat

When She Gets a Little Testy

When She's Terrifying . . .

. . . Terrifyingly Great

When She Squeezes In a Joke in Between the Heartbreak

When She Teases Logan and It's Just the Best

When She Says the Only Thing That Could Shock Weevil

When She Says What's Basically "I Love You" in Veronica Mars-Speak

When She Doesn't Have Time to Beat Around the Bush

When Has a Cute Heart-to-Heart With Logan (Well . . . Cute For Them, at Least)

When She Doesn't Have to Say a Word