The Hilarious Beyoncé Cover Is the Best Part About Fifty Shades Darker's Honest Trailer

Whether you hate or love Fifty Shades Darker, you will no doubt chuckle over the film's honest trailer. Aside from poking fun at the fact that it's Twilight fan fiction, the clip manages to explain everything wrong with Christian and Ana's star-crossed love story in only five minutes. Like how he's basically a "walking red flag" that stalks his ex into submission by buying her company and stealing her bank account info. And if you thought those sex scenes were over the top, just wait until you see which lines from the book didn't make it into the movie. As the parody of Beyoncé's "Crazy in Love" theme song goes, "I wish somebody would tase me right now, this story is about as sexy as rabies right now."