Watch Kristen Wiig in the Ridiculous "Thanksgiving Foods" Skit That SNL Cut

What's your favorite Thanksgiving food? If you're Wisten Kriig (not a typo), it's the birth control pills you painted green so Donald Trump can't find them. While hosting Saturday Night Live, Kristen Wiig revived her famous character, Sue the Surprised Lady, for a Thanksgiving skit, but there was another holiday-themed sketch that was cut for time. These cut-for-time sketches can be rather bizarre (please see: David S. Pumpkins), and this one delivers in spades. Why is the character just named Wisten Kriig? Why is Wisten simultaneously dead inside and a sexual fiend? Who is Marcus? Where are Darnell's pants? What is this? Entertainment, that's what.