54 American Horror Story Lines You Can Use in Real Life
American Horror Story might be one of the most twisted shows around, but it also has some of the most clever dialogue on television. Now that American Horror Story: Cult has come to an end, we're finding ways to tide ourselves over until the next season arrives. We're taking a look at the show's most-quotable moments — and how they might apply to your own real-life situations.
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When You Get Room Service and It Gets Everywhere
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When the Concession Stand Cashier Asks If You Want to Make That a Large Popcorn For 25 Cents
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When the In-N-Out Employee Asks If You Want That "Animal Style"
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When Your Vampire Girlfriend Finds a Hotter, Younger Vampire to Play With
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When Someone's Boy Has a Jawline For Days
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When Your Friend Gets Two Beyoncé Tickets and They Don't Invite You Right Away
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When Your Bestie Comes Over After a 12-Hour Work Day
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When Your Friend Admits to Binge-Eating a Whole Pizza While Drunk
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When You Cross the Street Before the Light Turns Green
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When Bae Wants to Go Out and Get Wasted But You're Tired
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When Someone Spills Red Wine on Your Enemy's White Carpet
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When You're Clearly Insane
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Whenever You're in a Fight With Anyone Ever
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When You're Surrounded By Basics
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Literally Every Single Time You Drink Tea
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When You're Trying to Get Your Vampire Costume Together and the Fangs Are Out of Stock
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When You Call Your Friend and They're Like, "I Was Just Thinking About You!"
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When Everyone Can Just Die
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When Anyone Says Something That Has Nothing to Do With You
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When Your Boo Makes You Do a Couples' Costume on Halloween
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When Someone's Being a Hater, and You Wish They Weren't
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When Someone Steals One of Your French Fries
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When Someone Thinks They Know You, and They're Wrong
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When Someone Says Something That Resonates With You
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When Someone Tries to Tell You What to Do
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When Someone Thinks She's the Next Supreme
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When You're Ready to Become the Next YouTube Sensation
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When You Just Can't Accept Reality
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When That B*tch Thought She'd Seen the Last of You
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When Someone Makes You Grilled Cheese and It Sucks but You Don't Want to Offend Them
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When Someone's a Stupid B*tch
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When Someone's a Stupid Son of a B*tch
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When Someone's an Ungrateful Little B*tch
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When Someone's a B*tch, and You Will Eat Them
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When You Go to Your Friend's House and Raid Their Pantry
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When You've Been Dead Awhile, and You Get Resurrected, and You Need a Cigarette
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When You Find a Clown on the Side of the Road
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When Someone's Disrespectin' You
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When You Think This Might Be Knotty Pine, but You Want to Be Sure
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When You're the Wrong Witch to Mess With, and Someone Messes With You
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When You're Honestly Just Wondering Where Your Treat Is
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When You Accidentally Kill Your Friend's Boyfriend
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When You Don't Like Someone
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When Someone Clearly Won't Move On, and They Need To
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When You're About to Get Burned at the Stake, and You Can Only Say One Word
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When You Think You're Discreet, but You're Actually Not That Discreet
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When Your Name Is Tate, and You're Dead, and You Meet a Hot Girl
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When Your Frickin' Vagina Is Sweating
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When You're Just Mad For Tartan
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When You Don't Give a Sh*t
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When You Like the Sound of That
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When You Just Want Everyone to Rejoice
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When You're as Dead as Disco
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