40 RuPaul's Drag Race Quotes You Must Start Using Immediately
RuPaul's Drag Race just wrapped its seventh season! While we patiently wait another year to find out who will compete for the title of America's next drag superstar, we're looking for any and every distraction we can get our hands on. And that's when it hit us: we could certainly use a fresh, rejuvenated vocabulary. We've picked the best and sassiest quotes from the past seven seasons of the show, so keep reading and give yourself an education.
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When Your Bestie Plays "Devil's Advocate"
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When Your Friend Is Like, "You Want the Rest of This?"
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When Some B*tch Tries to Come For You
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When You're Feelin' Cute as Hell and You Walk in the Club
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When Your Significant Other Screws Up For the Last Damn Time
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When You Hold the Door For, Like, 15 People, and None of Them Says Thank You
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When You're Officially Over It
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When Anyone Tries to Put Down Your Celebrity Crush
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When You Sit Down at Brunch With Some Juicy Gossip
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When Your Alarm Clock Goes Off on Monday Morning
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When It's 3 a.m. and You're Drunkenly Shoving Pizza in Your Face
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When You Have to Be Up Early and Your Roommate Is Being Superloud
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When You've Had a Really Long Day and You Just Can't Deal
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When Your Paycheck Comes In and There's a Sale on the Horizon
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When You Go to a New Hairdresser and You're Just Hoping For the Best
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When Your Bestie Is Getting Ready For a Date and They Ask How They Look
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When Someone Asks to Borrow Your Clothes
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When You've F*ckin' Had It
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When Someone Gives You a Backhanded Compliment and They're Not Even Subtle About It
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When It's Your Birthday and All Your Friends Come Over
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When You Check the Price Tag on That Dress You're Obsessed With
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When the Haters Gonna Hate
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When Your Favorite Music Artist Gets Mainstream Acclaim
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When You Know You're Fierce and Someone Tries to Tell You Otherwise
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When It's 8 a.m. and You Haven't Had Coffee and People Are Talking to You
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When Someone's Messin' With You
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When Someone Comes For You and You Didn't Even Send For Them
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When Someone Tries to Come For Your Entire Squad
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Every Time You're on a First Date
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When You Think of the Perfect Dis at the Perfect Moment
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When You Interview For a Job You Don't Even Want
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When Beyoncé Drops Another Single Out of Nowhere and It's Fire and You Can't Deal Anymore
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When You Give Someone Constructive Criticism and They Don't Take It Well
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When Your Sworn Enemy Gets Put in Their Damn Place
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When an Artist You Hate Comes Out With a Really Good Song
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When Someone Asks If You Have Any Regrets
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When Your Skinny Friend Is All, "Ugh, I'm So Fat"
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When a Smarmy Guy Tries to Pick You Up at a Bar and You're Out With Friends
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When You're Tired of Educating All the Peasants
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