23 Reactions You Don't Want to See When You Step Out of the Dressing Room
We all know the feeling: the moment of self-doubt when we're standing in the dressing room with friends pacing outside, waiting to determine our fates. And they can be viscious. So we hold in our stomachs, stand up straight, give ourselves one more self-assured look in the mirror, and pray (yes, pray!) that we're not greeted by any of these: Source: Fox
The Flat-Out Rejection
Where's Tim Gunn when you need a friendly piece of fashion advice? Source: Lifetime
The Thumbs Down
The most obvious and traditional sign of disapproval, this motion needs no words — and when you're greeted outside the dressing room by it, you might as well be standing in the Colosseum awaiting your fate. Source: DreamWorks
The Dramatic Stare
Your friends volunteer to give you a style intervention. Source: Universal
The Evil Laugh
Cue your best Dr. Evil impression. Source: New Line Cinema
The Side-Eye
"Are we all looking at the same pair of pants?" Source: Fox
The Eye Roll
Those eyeballs would rather roll than focus on that dress. Source: Bravo
The Mother of All Eye Rolls
If you've ever shopped with your mom, you know this look. Source: Fox
The Stink Face
A face that's reserved for smelling sour milk or for getting a whiff of distasteful fashion. Source: Logo
The Bullsh*t
"No, honey. That giant butt ruffle doesn't make you look fat." Source: TBS
The Faux Gag
This is the sort of finger you really don't want to see pointed while shopping.
The Actual Gag
From the fitting room to the bathroom. Source: Fox
The Mmkay
You get a scowl, and you get a scowl! Source: Own
The Backwards Step
Step away from the ugly dress. Source: Disney
The Forward Lunge
It's a move that says "I saw that dress first!" Source: Paramount
The "I Die" . . . Literally
This shirt is bananas, H-I-D-E-O-U-S. Source: Bravo
The Utter Confusion
If two trains depart from the same station, why is my girlfriend wearing Tevas? Source: NBC
The Half Depp
Say it with Johnny now: Ooh . . . Source: Disney
The Full Depp
Aah! Source: Disney
The "What-the-Wha?"
Just no words — there are none. Source: Bravo
The "Oh No You Didn't"
Note the tone and the hand motion. Source: ABC
The "Oh Hell No"
Stop the madness! Source: The CW
The Boo Boo
This is the face of true ambivalence. Source: TLC
The Larry David
Also known as the "dad face," because dear pop hasn't gotten the memo that crop tops are totally in fashion. Source: HBO